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# haha
imagine the consequences though. if there had been ewoks for the nazis to persecute, they'd probably have skinned them before they gassed them and had an almost inexhaustable supply of furry coats, with which to survive the Russian winter and win the war on the Russian front. The world would've been a very different place if Hitler had hated Ewoks like he hated Jews.

Actually, the Ewoks would have ended the war far faster, as they'd have joined the allies and kicked ass. I mean, if they can defeat three legions of the Empreror's best blaster-rifle touting stormtroopers, then they'll make mincemeat out of a couple of german blokes with tommy guns.

/ewoks in WWII blog
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)