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# if i jump out of your closet and scream WOO!
lets see you control your instincts then! :)

*hides in closet
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Hehehe, just remember
you brought this surprise sex on yourself. I'm sure you know what I mean, a lot of things take effort to overcome (Which is why Chavs exist.) but I'm sure with dedication there's not one instinct a human can't control. Hell, there are people who can directly control their own hear rates. Shame social evolution has been set back so badly by reality TV. (Okay, that's just me being snotty now but it was worth it.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# my head hurts
Used to be able to, but I can't join in this kinda debate without drugs any longer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# I wouldn't but my English teacher has made me read through a
NINE FUCKING PAGE FEMINIST RANT. Though it was very very funny, 'specially towards the end when she said "Feminism's goal is to remove tags". I swear I vented more spleen in the next ten minutes than is biologically possible under normal circumstances.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
This I should have liked to have seen!

Anyway I thought feminism's one goal was to emasculate?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# does that involve butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# No I think
that might be emulsification

you're picking on me while I'm drunkded on red wine, aren't you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# never!
*picks
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Nah, feminism's goals are:
- To royally piss me off when reading literary criticisms
- To give the sad, insecure subscribers a sense of self worth they don't deserve simply because of a fluke of genetics. Go them!
- For people to be able to say they have a social conscience and then only take interest in causes that directly impact them.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Where the fuck
is the "I like this" button when you need it, eh? Eh? Grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha, it's gonna be my epitath unless something better comes along
Spike Milligan had a good one, maybe I should read more of his poetry for ideas...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# lighten up everybody
i didn't mean to start a war
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# War?
I think a war needs disagreement doesn't it?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haha
probably
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Anyways, hooray for your postage!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# *offers drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)