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[challenge entry] Roberta's b3ta e-web thingy

Apologies for blatant sexism especially to all the lezzer feminists.

From the A World For Women challenge. See all 193 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! petuniadb, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# haha, i like the newsletter text. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# that took
me ages to get
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha
it should always be like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# at what point to you call yourself a man.
i still feel like a little boy. *eats pineapple chuncks*

/childlike blog
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# chuncks?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes... it doesnt look right does it.
well I am sticking by it. just to prove that firefox needs to get a move on with its version 2 with in built spell checker.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# right about then......
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# HAHA
any particular reason, or just general bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *cums*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# for a moment then i thought i was still on the homepage!
*Desperately clicks message board link :(

you never call!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love the "In other news" bit. Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# you never call!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)