I nominate
that woman off the current eBay adverts who recieved two pairs of shoes for christmas.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 30 Jan 2006, 17:10,
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strappy stillettoooooooos
she's fucking great
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 30 Jan 2006, 17:11,
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she could always chuck her extra shoes at some newlyweds....
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 30 Jan 2006, 17:21,
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