That's top shoppage, right there.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:32,
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knitting needle
up the cock.
mash it up, then wee it out
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:33,
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Oops, I spelt hanger wrong.
*waits for waiting room / coat hangar strip*
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:34,
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easy.. Caesarean section
just like a lot of women these days....
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TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:33,
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yup..
I can see a point to it on medical grounds, but there are those doing that to avoid the pain, and to keep erm... er..... well.... "unstretched"
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TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:38,
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I'm guessing you're male (apologies if not)
while I can see your point (and there are plenty of reasons against elective caesarians), I'll start listening to your advice when you have to face hours of excruciating pain and the potential for vastly decreased sexual pleasure in the future...
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tipassoi, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 9:07,
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Is it mine?
TJ: acrochallenge anyone?
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broadsword, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:38,
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ummm
yes i hope you gonna pay him maintance.
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raynard_muldrate, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:45,
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*psst*
(he's not really pregnant - it's a clever photoshop!)
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:42,
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OI!
clean that up!
and control your bladder!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 1:48,
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