You know what it's like..... you get home... the babysitter's having phone-sex with her boyfriend... and the kids are runnining amok on the stairs


From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:48, archived)

Surely you're
kidding right? Ok that was poor...
(deadpinata, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)

woo
nice pic
Looks like an impersonation of elvis/MJ :)
(lostpixel, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:51, archived)

Eh?
?? I'm drunk... humour me
( Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)

just...
looks like he's doing a moon walk :>
EDIT: as for jokes :/ I am fresh out

Q: Why is santa sexually frustrated?
A: Cause he only comes once a year
*old... heard at work today :)*
(lostpixel, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)

hooray!
not only a fantastic pun, but a very welcome break from the wanker-a-thon that seems to be the board tonight
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:51, archived)

yay
Thats nicely punned.

(Ahoyhoy, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)

does that say
cnut?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:57, archived)

Heheh
yes, i was very bored, i should be drunk.
(Ahoyhoy, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 22:59, archived)