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[challenge entry] Your collective mums.

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# You're going down
in flames!
(oliland, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# don't you use the ignore button then?
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Front page me now
YOU NONCES!
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# do you love anyone enough to give them your last rofl?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I had a pack of rolos for the first time in years the other day
...and I found myself strangely sad that there was no-one to jokingly give my last rolo to :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# you could have posted it to me! :`(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Aww

I almost posted it to my bit of eye-candy in Merca, but I'm guessing he wouldn't have got the reference, and just wondered why that crazy British chick was sending him more random stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/5666917
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# he got away
he was out, probably off for some milk or drugs, and happened to be carrying a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# happens all the time round my way.
*countryside*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
I know I;ve sometimes thought about taking a gun to those in teh Sidcup Off License ;)

All they ahve is Bombay Mix and 7 month old crisps! never the nice beer or Semi Skimmed milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
#
*backs away*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# You have obviously never been to where we live
/Sarf Eest Lahndahn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hmm worked as an engineer in the city
for 5 years.

Its true i didnt go much south of the water.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# YEAH DA14 Kent
well fackin larrrndan
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hahah subtle
pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I'm here to waste time actually
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# ^this
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# indeed
This is something I am rather good at
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# now that WOULD be a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Yes.
I can't help thinking I'll want it back later though...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Why I oughta....
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ah but.....
Im wasting my spare time !

:P
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *notices tone of offense*
*notes regular use of 'your mum'*
*gets suspicious as to actual identity*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hold your horses Lou Rand
youre wide of the mark
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Then you have my apologies good sir/madam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# That's right
I'm your dad.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!






now bend the fuck over
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Too shit to post in a new thread

75 bytes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Hahah
Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I like the file name.
It makes me think of a nazi who looks like Willow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Ha! see mods - it WAS offensive!


now we have a strange backlash/copycat situation.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# for creative, see nobbynobody's post above ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)