While I'm out
The little hussy puts on lipstick and flirts outrageously with the neighbouring wildlife



From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 11:20, archived)

I'm slightly concerned
about the extensive range of your domestic menagerie.
( missing, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 11:24, archived)

Some of them
only exist in my head. And have voices. AArrrrgh! You've done it now. You've set them off again damn you.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 11:32, archived)

Mwaaa ha ha ha ha ha
If I had a moustache I would twirl it at this point. But I don't.
( missing, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)