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All whales are like Shamu and all do tricks for our amusement ALL THE TIME!

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 9:46, archived)

There's a whale in teh Thames?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)

Perhaps it's not
THAT recent a story...
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 9:51, archived)

You mean Christopher Reeves is dead?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 9:56, archived)

No! Not 2Pac! Anyone but 2Pac!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:03, archived)

I hear a number of the Manchester United have been killed
in an air incident
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:11, archived)

The Titanic you say?

( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:18, archived)

Richard killed the princes in the tower???
when???
(exleafite Long time no post, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:23, archived)

Gordon's Alive?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:29, archived)

Yup
fighting off fuzzy-wuzzies in Khartoum I understand
( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 10:31, archived)