The World According to America
This is based from the War of Iraq, of course!


From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(andynortonuk, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:49, archived)

Except in 1780
when without French help, the USA would not have come into existence. That's a fairly large ass-saving right there.
/twunt
( Hamster Trippin', Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

but in doing so
destroyed the world
(Canazza, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:55, archived)

Nah
It's the masons/illuminati/aliens/rod hull/Geoff Hurst in the 1966 World Cup's fault.
( Hamster Trippin', Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

"the USA would not have come into existence"

so it really is the frenchies fault.
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:57, archived)

Yep
If they hadn't blockaded our ships, those pesky yanks would still be spelling words correctly, drinking tea and generally being jolly nice chaps, what ho?
( Hamster Trippin', Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)

*actually did the blasted 'lol' thing there*
*is still giggling*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)

...
Uh huh. Us Brits only save 'arses'.
(Noonaa, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 16:59, archived)