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[challenge entry] soz

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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# but that actually exists
...
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# The Black & Decker Anus Wrecker!
Available at all good hardware stores and dodgy porn shops near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Black and Decker she wanted
A good Bosch she got
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# *rushes off for pad and paper*
"Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year..."

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Size isn't everything!
www.powerpleasuretoys.com/reciprothrusters.html

(Pewit does things down under, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 3:03, archived)
# This is the first time i've said this but..
*clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Black and Pecker,
shirley?
(cox2inhibitor, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Oh God
Memories of a strip club in Prague...
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 7:27, archived)