Not valid for the compo?
It's been done, for real!!

www.fleshlight.com/main/
(fibble, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

hahahah
*buys a Jamie and the Magic Torch themed fleshlight*
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)