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[challenge entry] Thermonuclear hot apple pie fusion reactor
The sooner the boffins stop messing about with hydrogen plasma and realise that this is the only material on the planet that gives out more heat than it uses, the better off we'll all be.

From the Alternative Energy challenge. See all 110 entries (closed)

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Hmm.
An Apple-fueled tokamak. Unusually tasty.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)
# that's highly fucking true
the apple pie filling is taken direct from beneath the Earth's crust. Is evil.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:56, archived)
# i must be the only man on earth
never to have had a hot mcdonalds apple pie.

last time i asked for one the daft bint took one out the fridge.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:00, archived)
# macdonalds apple pie, when cooked normally;
guaranteed to cure any mouth ulcers or oral infection (lol, I typed oral).

By cure of flames.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)
# mcdohs
are truly unpleasent I had one in munich and wondered what the fuck I was thinking, it was like flavour with no substance

(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)
# that's a very scientific expose
woo
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:03, archived)
# couldn't agree more.
and if there was ever a shortage of apple pies you could use the inside of a cheese toastie instead.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I swear
I read the post as thermo-toucher. I was gonna ask why you'd gone off ham. But, my bad.

and a woo to the pic. I don't like Apple Pie (amongst a variety of stuff) so you can use my share for power
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:10, archived)