DEFINING HOMOSEXUAL AND HETEROSEXUAL


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( skamstur, Mon 15 May 2006, 6:41, archived)

I feel enlightened

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 May 2006, 6:57, archived)

I think I
killed some braincells there.
(giantrobot Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Mon 15 May 2006, 7:11, archived)

this^

(tefu tastes like tofu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:44, archived)

Shirley

If you are a man who enjoys the occasional self administered hand relief, then you are a fan of the strong, firm skillful grip of a gent's hand.

So am you teh ghey?

the same obviously applies to teh laydeez.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:13, archived)

heh
 
I used to enjoy propounding that theory to my school chums, many years ago.

It was an all-boys school.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:19, archived)

It only occured to me
the other day
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:21, archived)

while masturbating?
haha
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 15 May 2006, 9:42, archived)

hah
so how many trips to the broom closet bathroom did you make in a typical day?
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:22, archived)

As few as possible.
 
In retrospect, I got through my school years with far fewer beatings than one might expect.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:27, archived)

Is that because you are pretty

All the big boys wanted to look after you

;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:42, archived)

because if it has a penis in it, you're looking at a penis, so you're gay
if it has two females going at it, they're obviously lesbians, which is a form of homosexuality.

i thought about that way too much.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:19, archived)

hold on
"According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation"

So anyone having a shag with a condom on is gay?!

Fucking repressed idiots.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:28, archived)

heh
 
I haven't bothered to follow the link above, but:
www.technicalvirgin.com/
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:35, archived)

I take it that IS a joke

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:41, archived)

I like the way that it implies anal sex is more christian than vaginal sex.

( gronkpan, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:45, archived)

Oh wow, I just saw that page.
quote
But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.
/quote
(tefu tastes like tofu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:55, archived)

I believe so..

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:52, archived)

very dodgy

Still, it's much better to run around bumming than overpopulating the planet any further if you ask me.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:56, archived)

Ack, the design, it hurts
Can't anyone design a good site these days?

"Postponed until marriage or college" :D
I love easy college girls.
(tefu tastes like tofu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:50, archived)

It's all that damn Illuminati's fault.
Those bastards just want to make the whole world gay. For some reason.
( gronkpan, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:42, archived)

The colonel

him and his spicy coatings
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:56, archived)