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[challenge entry] DEFINING HOMOSEXUAL AND HETEROSEXUAL

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(I helped save b3ta! skamstur, Mon 15 May 2006, 6:41, archived)
# I feel enlightened
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 May 2006, 6:57, archived)
# I think I
killed some braincells there.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Mon 15 May 2006, 7:11, archived)
# this^
(tefu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:44, archived)
# Shirley

If you are a man who enjoys the occasional self administered hand relief, then you are a fan of the strong, firm skillful grip of a gent's hand.

So am you teh ghey?

the same obviously applies to teh laydeez.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:13, archived)
# heh
 
I used to enjoy propounding that theory to my school chums, many years ago.

It was an all-boys school.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:19, archived)
# It only occured to me
the other day


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:21, archived)
# while masturbating?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# hah
so how many trips to the broom closet bathroom did you make in a typical day?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:22, archived)
# As few as possible.
 
In retrospect, I got through my school years with far fewer beatings than one might expect.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:27, archived)
# Is that because you are pretty

All the big boys wanted to look after you

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:42, archived)
# because if it has a penis in it, you're looking at a penis, so you're gay
if it has two females going at it, they're obviously lesbians, which is a form of homosexuality.

i thought about that way too much.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:19, archived)
# hold on
"According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation"

So anyone having a shag with a condom on is gay?!

Fucking repressed idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:28, archived)
# heh
 
I haven't bothered to follow the link above, but:
www.technicalvirgin.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:35, archived)
# I take it that IS a joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:41, archived)
# I like the way that it implies anal sex is more christian than vaginal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Oh wow, I just saw that page.
quote
But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.
/quote
(tefu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:55, archived)
# I believe so..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:52, archived)
# very dodgy

Still, it's much better to run around bumming than overpopulating the planet any further if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:56, archived)
# Ack, the design, it hurts
Can't anyone design a good site these days?

"Postponed until marriage or college" :D
I love easy college girls.
(tefu, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:50, archived)
# It's all that damn Illuminati's fault.
Those bastards just want to make the whole world gay. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:42, archived)
# The colonel

him and his spicy coatings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 May 2006, 7:56, archived)