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[challenge entry] He would if he could

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I think you've just transcended the need for mind bleach
what is more potent?

smoking dynamite?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# i prescribe death
and lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hmm, the sweet release of death
starts banging lumps of uranium together

"hmm, warm"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Maybe tubgirl would help clear it?
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# menthol tubgirl

helps clear the sinuses too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# she's a versatile lass, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# so would i
kiss myself that is, not tom cruise.

i'm so beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# The DeVinyls would have to write a new song
"When I think about me I touch myself"
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 31 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# You should purchase a trained chimp
to dance onstage while you play and after your gigs he could wank you all off in turn.. or together, whatever turns you on.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# It's hard to imagine one of his noses getting in the way
let alone two!

Nice hair stroke action.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Wed 31 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# .
Thanks!
(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:24, archived)