he probably dyed it
The loon
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)

So one's an artist...
...and the other has no ear for music
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:31, archived)