Um, here's a laurence for you

( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:42, archived)

Yeh! Crab!
What have you been doing today?
( rob, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

plotting world domination
and experimenting on those people I keep locked in the basement, mainly.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

hoorrah for you!
don't be down. I've had a wholly unconstructive day too.
All I've done is a supermodel with a needle sticking in her head.
And that's it.
worry not.
( pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:59, archived)

yes, i like sticking needles
in peoples heads too. i've never stuck one in a supermodel though- i tend to stick to low profile plebs. makes it less likely the police will find my laboratory.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:02, archived)

Supermodels are mostly
so stupid they don't notice, so it's ok really.
If they did notive, i think they'd like it.
( pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:10, archived)

Such a versatile passtime
you can inject so many fun things, like glue, or domestos, or marmite. Or if you get bored of that you can suck out bits of their brain instead. so much fun.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:20, archived)

marmite! you devil -
I never thought of that
( pep, Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:29, archived)