because you may never underestimate the wit of a pirate.
ninjas are just homosexuals who are afraid to come out of the closet, and therefore wear tight clothes and throw stars.
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Mr. Johnson,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:08,
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i am no homo
and i could kick any pirate's ass
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09,
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nu-uuh.
i could kick you and your daddy's arse.
and your hamster too!
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Mr. Johnson,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10,
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No you couldnt!
You're a girl for lawds sake!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:11,
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TopUpTheTea is a girl?!?
*faints*
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:18,
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Either that
or a man with nice legs.
*hopes its not the latter*
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!,
Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:26,
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