because Mussolini may have been a fascist but he wasn't a nazi.
however, the concept of a pocket dictator appeals. especially if he/she is sexually deviant.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
He also failed miserably as he was an incompetent boob.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
Perhaps I can offer you a small Castro? Nice furry beard...
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)