Are you sure?
you should be smug to have one that you can penetrate roughly during your desert orgies.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)

My camel is perfectly healthy
and it's rubbery lips feel great around the head of my penis.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)

ALICE'S CAMEL HAS 5 HUMPS, SO GOOO ALIIIIICE, GO!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
( gronkpan, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)