If you're going to post an "i" compo entry...
..might as well make it a terrible one



Note for small children and johnny foreigner: No, we don't know who he is either.

if mr Peters' lawyers are reading this then the lovely pink background is purely representative
of Apple Inc's graphics style and not a comment on mr Peters' sexuality in any way shape
or form. I'm sure he loves the ladies. Oh yes.

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)

Best poem ever:
Andi Peters
No he doesn't
Lemonade?
Yes, two litres

/anonymous
( Good morning sir, have you considered letting the light of Woodside into your life?, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)

That's what the world needs...
..more metrification in poems!

Nice work fella
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 9:29, archived)

Have you seen his new Sunday morning show?
A miasma of desperation oozes out of your telly when it's on.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

He's back on the telly!?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Won't somebody please think of the Children? ^TM
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)