The love that just wasn't meant to be

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From the Transformers That Were Never Made challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)

Cor, that's bloody good is that!
and g'night all
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

Hahj]]ahahaa]] I am laughning why?
I am going to sl0eep in a ,mvoment
( davew27, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

woo yay, he gets the ladies!

( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

Hehehe, that's lush
and I love the way they transform in real life too!
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

here's mine un shopped

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)

do people often attempt to walk across your bonnet?
p.s that's a fantastic car
( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)

usually it makes people smile
job done!
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)

Awesome

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

is that an sclub woo yay?

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

toyota verso advert
*hunts for s-club videos*
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

I remember that ad
I also remember how damn sexy that girl was, even if this WAS all you actually see of her in the ad
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

"But Lillian, why don't you want to cruise with me?"
"I can't John, I just cant..."

"Why Lillian, why???"

"Because John, you... you run on Premium!!!"

"Nooooooooooo!"

/scene

Then John and Lillian were both crushed into cubes and made into Ford Probes, each living out their existance carrying overweight hipsters with pony tails around.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

yo
i'm hip

and i have a ponytail sometimes when it's hot


i'm not overweight though... probably under...
but still-

what you tryin to say?
(schnurricane, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

In the 90's
for reasons unbeknownst to me or any other civilized person,
it was the car of choice for Men going through the middle age crisis
who were too poor to purchase a Porsche.

in other words - you're fat.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

it's genetic!


i lost 25 pounds in two months when i became a vegetarian
(schnurricane, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

hooray for a clean colon
I'll keep my meat.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)

(not one anymore)
though i still feel a little bad every time i eat meat
(schnurricane, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)

so like a little part of you dies
everytime you eat a delicious hamburger?
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)

Most excellent!
Woo bloody yay!
( Mstandot, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

awwww
 
lully but it doth make me just a little bit sad.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

that
is quite deliciously daft

*clicks*
( Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Mon 7 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)