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( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:15, archived)

that's fucking scary shit maaan
/pissed
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)

mercan pissed?
or propper pissed?
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:21, archived)

might i ask why the usually sunny tutt is pissed?

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:21, archived)

cause i'm proper screwed for my A Level results tomorrow
i'm never ever gonna get the grades i need, i'd worked it out wrong ALL YEAR and only just found out that i need more than i though.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:23, archived)

I think everyone's done that.
And everyone probably did the same thing last year, too.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)

Sod that
I got 5 GCSE's and I've never had problems with decent and intresting employment.
Go for what you feel will make you happy, work your arse off and you'll find that you don't
need the qualifications! Don't loose heart. Remember Paul Merton has a building at his old
school named after him and he has an O level in woodwork!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)

i have got 14 and a half GCSEs

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)

Little secret
Find a complany you want to work for doing the work you do. Offer your services for free and sign on until they start paying you.
It worked for me.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:48, archived)

hmmmmm
*strokes chin*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)

*ahem*
1) log off from B3TA
2) study
3) learn
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)

cock off

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)

TITS OR GTFO NOOB

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

4)
5)profit
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)

pffffffffffttttttttttttttt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:28, archived)

what you laughing at fool?
you'll just have to have me as your pool girl instead!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

perish the thought

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)

do not fret
I did not get my first choice of uni.

But then again I did end up in Newcastle and spent the next 4 years innebriated.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

KKK?
o_O

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)

losl!
finally someone noticed my slightly crafty subliminal message ....
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)