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( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:42, archived)

Pfffft!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:42, archived)

he's full of talent!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)

nice
Timmy Mallet got Pinky Punky to call me a twat once (true story). Now who's laughing...
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)

if only you'd have repeatedly stamped on his head
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)

"Mr Mallett, Mr Mallett this kid's a twat"
was the exact quote. We were all too impressed to consider violence.
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sat 19 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)