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[challenge entry] My mother used to ask me why I couldn't be more like my cousin Rose.

My cousin Rose was stillborn.

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# Old Joan Rivers joke
Try and steal your material from someone a little younger.
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# Wasn't that the idea?
...
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# Yes dear.
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# I bet the covers are
dry, leathery, and unattractive.
w/y/h
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