Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt like elderberries


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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 5:45, archived)

actually my mother was an elderberry and my father smelled of hamsters

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 5:53, archived)

How did he find the time to write it?

(DOSbox DOSbox, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

i fart in your general direction

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 6:30, archived)

Is this a repost?
I'm sure I saw it in the spazz earlier today.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Sun 20 Aug 2006, 7:05, archived)

???? It's not a repost
I just made it up this evening...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)