*cheats*


The new range of autobiographies written for children were refreshingly honest.

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

Woosome

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)

Very clever!
Woo!

and I'll gloss over the slur on Lord Clarkson.
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

Yay! :D
I don't know who 3 of those people are
( davew27, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

I don't know 4.
I win!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)

Which Four?
I thought I'd chosen fairly recognisable people.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)

Who are those two under Tony Blair?

( davew27, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:41, archived)

They are
Lee Evans, famous for rushing around and sweating while joking on stage; and Michael Moore, famous for making poorly constructed arguments against authority figures with more than a hint of sour grapes.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)

Hm...
Definitely don't know Stubborn, or Miss Bossy

Is Grumpy the guy from M*A*S*H? And Dizzy from There's Something About Mary?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)

Nope
Little Miss Bossy is Jeremy Clarkson who gets in a paddy when things don't go his way, and Little Miss Stubborn is Germaine Greer, a radical feminist (isn't that cute?) who is now a critic that hates everything and will not be persuaded to change her mind.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)

Ah, I should've noticed when you said
they were recognisable people.

To me, they're unrecognizable.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)

Well
Maybe you'll get lucky and I could do an American version.


Unlikely though.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)

Woo.
Mr Nonsensious.
( cupboardy, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)

Surely Jonathan King
is Mr Noncence
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)

i was going to do a celeb book cover called *~*king noncense
but i didn't
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)

what a co-incidence!
I didn't do that either!
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)

hello?
At last a bit of the old humus.
Very good.
( Jelly Cow the stigmata appeared on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)