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# Lager is evil
that is why I don't touch the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)
# i like it
lager with the occasional salt-tequila-lemon headfuck and every so often a skullfull of vodka sans anything. i throw up quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)
# Lagers got an odd taste to me.
Spirits and Cider for me.

It'd be much simpler of course if I just drank everything.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)
# that is exactly
my problem, and the constantly having to explain that it is possible to not like lager..grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Which gets harder as the night goes on ;)
A> Ok i'm getting the round in - 8 Lagers right?

Me> No, can I get a Cider.

A> Urrrrrrr. Lager?

Me> N...ok yeah a Lager.

A> Right.. 8 Lagers...

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
# you have frinds who buy rounds?
ah, how great it must be to actually have money.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)
# Okay i exaggerated
I don't have 7 friends.

It's just me and the cat normally.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)
# fair enough
i don't even have a cat.

everything i do ends in sadness.
i am determined for this to be the next big catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:16, archived)
# I think Johnny Vegas is doing a good job with it.
He's great, he coined it on Never Mind The Buzzcocks I think.

Gotta catch him Live somewhere.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)
# shit.
thought i was being clever. i musta just nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh
but the irony of it all is just too much.

Even the statement that everything you do ends in sadness, ends in sadness.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)
# oh god
if i had a gun, i'd end it all now.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:36, archived)
# Count these, there's a few on this page now and go to sleep.


It'll all be different in the morning :)
(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:42, archived)