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# Who cares about a piddly little village like London
I'm more worried about whether they put the Buttermarket in the right place in Ipswich!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# checking...
... no. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# is holmfirth in it?
(just to the left of huddersfield, you know a bit further over to the left from leeds)

you'll know it by the old men careering around in bathtubs on wheels...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# one of the missions
is to bomb holmfirth post office.
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# good
i always had to queue up for hours behind doddery old pensioners to get my dole.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# That's
one tiny target...

So what have they got against Huddersfield/Holmfirth then?

Huddersfield Defence League
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# don't know what microsoft have
but i used to live in holmfirth. gah!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# its
like a hell of narrow roads, Sid's Cafe and the only way out of it is either up steep hills or into Huddersfield... where I still live...
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# not unlike Bradford then
when I was there it was like an elephants graveyard for reliants

so much for fookin 'ard nerverners pah ! :oP
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# it's an allusion
to the greatest tv series ever. holmfirth is home to "last of the summer wine"

*wiggly reminiscence* ahh, nora batty's stockings...compo's ferrets...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# calm down
deeeeeeep breaths
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# yeth
and i'm only thikthteen
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# the fear!
the stockings!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# one of my abiding memories
of bradford is of watching a car drive past with no tyres and no windows. and that was one of the more well mantained vehicles
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# you what?
huddersfield's not in there either.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)