What's the difference between Semen, Freddie Mercury, and the Statue of Liberty?
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No, I don't have a punchline.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)

Semen is
alive?
( DogHorse www.stablesound.co.uk, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)

Hahahaha

( Monsieur Monster dreadless wonder..., Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)

Hmm, that IS factual...
I just got distracted by trying to link the first two with the Ghostbusters 2 sprayage of the Statue of Liberty with sticky gunk...
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)

They
all don't not have no hats
( The Neville says "Balls to that!", Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)

nor are they filled with stars

( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)

I was full
of stars once, it was very uncomfortable and I got quite hot. Eventually most of them went supernova
and I exploded a lot and made a bit of a mess but then a passing AA repairman saw my plight and repaired me
Now I have a titanium alloy shell and can belch exhaust fumes.
( The Neville says "Balls to that!", Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)

On a fairly unrelated note,
I suggested my brothers ex-flatmate got a job with the AA, as "I hear he's good with breakdowns"


He'd 'done a Stephen Fry' a few months before. It didn't go down too well.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)

You can't pay to enter semen
yet
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)