YOUR MOMMA
is so fat, she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

your momma is so fat
when she bends over:

TOTAL ECLIPSE
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

Yo momma so fat...
...she became a victim of a cardial infarction, or heart attack if you will, and died just moments ago.

We did everything we could. I'm really very sorry.

I'll give some time alone with you're family. You know where to find me.
(WonkoTheSane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)

haha!
^winner^
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)