Who says they've indulged in the heady delights of cunnilingus?
They may be strictly 'lights off, no talking, missionary position and DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)

just like my parents

*rocks slightly*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)

Your parents look like
HRH Betty & husby Pip?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)