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# Morning all
Just trying to secure my place as one of history's finest surrealist [piss] artists....

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:55, archived)
# a little white box with a red cross
Genius!
(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Bloody 20m.com
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)
# you wanna try lycos
they've not let me down yet.
(now thats an omen if ive ever said one)
(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:59, archived)
# now that
i like
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)
# I used to use lycos
but they are more flakey than 20m in my experience.

Plus their WebFTP is fooking shite. Its fine one minute, the next it refuses to work.

With 20m.com I can upload first time, with lycos it would sometimes take 20 goes before I'd just think "fuck it" and give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)
# well, t'works now
and might i congratulate:
(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)
# i'm having a scrambled brain day
and these things confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:11, archived)
# what
things?
(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:12, archived)
# things that are
that claim not to be
and suchlike
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:15, archived)
# But really
they're not. And thats the point.

Maybe you should study french surrealist art more? (says someone who 'gets it' but hasn't studied french surrealist art in his life...)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:20, archived)
# is it time for someone to do
ceci n'est pas une Crack-pipe yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)
# i would normally understand
but someone has replaced my brain with cotton wool today. and it hurts :(

i'll look at it again tomorrow and i'm sure it will all be perfectly clear
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Its not funny if you explain it
Well, actually, the underlying core of meaning to the whole perplexing issue is fairly dull, but the repeated posting to the board of references is actually a fairly amusing in-joke.

Except when it has to be explained all the time.

Use this information miserly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)
# It's also funny
because pipe in french also means blowjob.

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)
# In german, 'pipe' means:
"Fucksocksing Cuntymint sledge fudge moose I CANT FUCKING HUMUS!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)
# hummus (sp?)
i like hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)
# Houmous
apparently
(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Actually
neither "humus" or "hummus" is wrong:

Clicky

Also, is there a site like dictionary.com but with proper english instead of americanese?

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)
# it would be so much simpler
if they just called it chick pea mush
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Yes but
"I CAN'T FUCKING CHICK PEA MUSH!!" doesn't have the same comedic quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# it's close, but you're right.
It's not as genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)
# indeed it does.
Like "mein all mein" means "this is a joke about Anne Frank"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)
# German humour. Just can't fault it.
That line is still the best thing ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Yes.
I think i'll post it whenever someone posts something unintelligable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)
# i find that
with 20m it usually takes a while for stuff to show on the board, it takes a few refreshes or posts before i can see shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 9:13, archived)