Straight to hell I tell you


True though!

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

( studlywonder, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

It is true. I am a teenager
and I had a bottle last night and I had twins this morning.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

You're a
centeenager, not a teenager :D
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

you had twind this morning?
you're insatiable.
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

it was probably from
t'beans for dinner last night.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

he hee
oops.
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

so you're doubling the chances of more babies then
?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

hahaha
you a funny Boab.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

teehee
Like it.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

heh
makes me laugh at it's truthfullness.

I know someone who got pissed on those crappy things and went and reproduced with some druggy type blokey person.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

Hmm, might explain
this (vaguely apt repost)


(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fal!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

Perhaps all Klingons give birth at 12

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

ha
ha
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

She's special needs too by the looks of her
Christ, they're just too ugly to comprehend.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

i find it hard to believe
that that girl's forehead has not been potatochopped.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

This
is what she _really_ looks like


(Cattleprod_hasn't_been_here_for_ages, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

what i'd like to see
is her mum 'shopped into mark hamill
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)

she looks much better
without the mask on
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)

thats not a forehead
thats a ten head !!!!
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahahaha
v. funny
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

go to hell. go directly to hell.
do not pass go, do not collect $200.


Woo, nonetheless.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

that
is very funny

woo yay! without doubt
anagram of bacardi breezer : Bizarre RAC breed
( Nath, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

20/20
Helping ugly people get laid at a younger age.
(NickR, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

Its
Sad but true. And being a teenager, I should know. Thats why you should only drink with the strange people you know folks!
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

nice one
OI! competition entry?
( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

Half my high school
got knocked up in my last year. Which oddly was around the time that alcopops became popular. :|

May there is some truth to it.
(Reesy, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)