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I have warned my kids more than once…
No more fish fingers. The man's a monster.
From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha habastard, I was on the phone to a client - I had to tell them the truth about what I was laughing at.
Govt. health warning: Pressing F5 whilst on the phone can seriously damage your career.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:58,
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Govt. health warning: Pressing F5 whilst on the phone can seriously damage your career.
About timeSpot on - those Birds Eye ads are deeply disturbing, I'm surprised there isn't a riot on Portsmouth every time they're shown.
True story: My dad used to run a supermarket, and he got invited to 'meet Captain Birds Eye' along with lots of other supermarket people (this is before Tesco arrived in Northern Ireland and had them all killed.)
Everybody showed up at some god-awful hotel beside the airport and started downing the free drink while the 'original Captain Birds Eye' actor stood at the back of the room looking at his feet. After a while he disappeared to get his plane back to England, but nobody noticed because by this point they were all completely fucked.
Now I see this written down, I'm glad I didn't send it in to Popbitch
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Sun 12 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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True story: My dad used to run a supermarket, and he got invited to 'meet Captain Birds Eye' along with lots of other supermarket people (this is before Tesco arrived in Northern Ireland and had them all killed.)
Everybody showed up at some god-awful hotel beside the airport and started downing the free drink while the 'original Captain Birds Eye' actor stood at the back of the room looking at his feet. After a while he disappeared to get his plane back to England, but nobody noticed because by this point they were all completely fucked.
Now I see this written down, I'm glad I didn't send it in to Popbitch