Ha!
Best one I've seen so far. You should show it to the company...

Edit: and a well-deserved fp :)
( mofaha, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)

hahaha
what's the best way not to get screwed over?
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)

Easy
forget to include the screws :)
( mofaha, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

badum
tish!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)