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[challenge entry] I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE COCK
 


I know b3ta's not a country, yet.. but we're bigger than the Vatican
 

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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:05, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAA!....
....god this place loves the pink cocks!...SALUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
# I don't normally draw cocks on things
but in this case I made an exception..

since the magenta CDC has become pretty much canonical.

For three shall be the number of hairs upon each ball; not two, not four - and five is right out.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)
# I smell python
thankfully, not the trouser type.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# Internet based countries
I'd patent that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:07, archived)
# AND FOR WHICH IT STANDS!!!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:08, archived)
# are we really bigger than the Vatican?
Can we qualify for Euro 2012?

You can emigrate if you want!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# Oh, probably not, but it sounded good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# check this out:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_population_in_2005 - at 52,000 ish members, we're bigger than 23 countries!

Greenland, watch out, you're next!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:14, archived)
# Sweeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:16, archived)
# We'd also be the only country to a number in it's name
edit: how much land do you need to start your own country? If we all chipped in a square foot or two i bet we could beat the vatican
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:21, archived)
# well,
they have 0.44 km2, which is 440,000m2, so we'd need to chip in about 8 square metres each (about a bathroom's worth).

DONATE YOUR BATHROOMS TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF B3TA!

all maths in this post are subject to change. E&OE.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# I dedicate my bedroom to B3ta.
if you catch my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# Get your own whores you spunk monkey!
I ain't catching nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
# this sounds wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I see no reason why this cannot be done
other than Rob is probably too lazy to sort it
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:49, archived)
# and he doesn't want 52,000 bathrooms
cluttering up b3ta towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# It could be rather handy when having parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# We could wipe the floor at eurovision
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:12, archived)
# They'd need to, when we'd done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Gold!
Fucking gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# Hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I pledge!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:07, archived)