You want honesty?
Your g/f is never going to look like this, whatever you do.
So don't even bother buying one.



From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

(Bouncy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

nope mine looks better
:P
(Alpen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

She didn't
this morning ;p
(Bouncy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

I don't buy my girlfriends
I rent.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

Wish I had.
They're depreciating assets.
(Bouncy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

Yeah
my girl's assets is looking fine, a'ight. And I fully appreciate 'em.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)