The Future Of America
Oh Boy Here Goes America........

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(jonoh248, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)

I don't think you did that right.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)

I predict
it will be rather large.
And unclever.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)

100% fact!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)

Bingo.

(Woody999, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)

I cant see the picture and im sure it doesnt fit the compo
I'm going to become a hermit. I'm tired of talking to real people or doing real things.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)

Talking to unreal people
and doing surreal things might just get you laid.
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)

THIS SOUNDS UNSAFE.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)

I'll go into town on the weekends and try to socialize, and maybe make money woking in a groery store or something
and I'll buy old movies, and I'll never have to listen to modern music or see todays youth or whatever. I probably wont do it. I need some modern movies because i like movies and i like TV and they always play shitty rap music thats all about sex on some comercials and it makes me sad and i dont care, whatever. I only like to listen to music before the 70's and muzak.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)

Buy yourself a nice
wax cylinder and some recordings of Thomas Eddison and if you've got any money left then why not splash out on a Zoetrope?

I hear there's a great one out of a horse jumping over a fence.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:52, archived)

Try these - I recommend "Alexanders Ragtime Band".
cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/browse.php

cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/search.php?queryType=@attr%201=21&query=ragtime&num=1&start=2&sortBy=&sortOrder=ia
( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)

that is cool.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)

I tried to sample it, but I gave up a bit early.
COME ON AND YEEAAAAH, COME ON AND YEEAAAAH
( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)

thanks for the link.
I'm finding great music on it.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)

If it's muzak you're after, try and find one of Bob James or Ronny Jordan's new albums.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

It'll be like bouncing a tyre down a highway.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)

I've been meaning to make a Zoetrope of a b3ta meme for a while now
Thanks for reminding me.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)

i'm going to try and make one of Charlton on fresh price doing his famous dance,
or maybe not.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)

If you don't, I just might do so.
I do have a gif of it kicking around somewhere.
*notes in todo file*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)

I used to be like that, then I found some good music. I can't remember who now.

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)

I dont know, I'm bing a jerk right now, becuase of Phelps, you dissin' on my show, and the very existance of the song "fergielicious".

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)

I don't listen to the radio, so I don't have a problem with Phelps or Fergie.
Those two should totally have a baby so we can crucify it for all our sins.
( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)

I don't think Fred Phelps has any seamen.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)

Maybe we can just stuff Fred Phelps up Fergie's cunt and she can plop him back out and we'll pretend he's a baby?

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)

Sounds like a plan to me!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

her cunts probably been defiled enough for that to be arranged.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)

I posted this in the wrong spot, but I liked it so I left it there.
www.b3ta.com/board/6500130
( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)

I STOLE THAT TYRE BECAUSE IM A CRIMINAL

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)

CRIME TIME!
*high fives*
( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

( gronkpan , a friend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

www.secondlife.com
But only if you're going to use it to make the numpties cry for being such wasters
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Its here.. it's gone again.. it's here.. it's gone again
Pssst.. make it slightly smaller - it doesn't need to be quite so big size or dimension wise
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)

What if he wants it that big?

(Marwood, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)

sodomiteeasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nhgfasdfghkl;'
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)

I'm not going to lose any sleep about it
either way, to be honest.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)

lol osama and his dialysis machine rofl

( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)

THAT IS SOME REAL TOPICAL POLITICAL HUMOUR,
DID YOU KNOW WE JUST FOUND SADDAMN, AND THAT SOMEONE SHOT CHENY OR THE OTHERWAY AROUND.
(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)

OH AND BILL CLINTON GOT S BLOWJOB. LOLOLOL

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)

LOL

( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)

Now that you've said that I've just gotta repost this...

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)

OMFG GEORGE BUSH IS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!11!!1oneoneone
BIN LADEN IS A BAD MAN
( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)

TERRORISM. THE PREDIENT IS DUM. OSAMA IS A BUTTHEAD.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)

that flag up there has now made me hate America lololol

( mugatu what the deuce?, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)