No Sockmonkey!

Raising a sockmonkey can be
so difficult these days.

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)

help me
i'm addicted to winegums, i bought a pack because it was 50% extra free and it's friday 11:10pm and i'm down to 5 or 6 and i could eat another %50 of the original easily (which woulf be %75 of a normal packet) (are you keeping up unicorn? that means if r is the normal number in a packet and i got e the 50% extra then i got er.. and that's multiplication though isn't it? I got e and r (that's also multiplication though isn't it?) I got e plus r and then i could eat what's left of r and p which is half of e plus r and yet still 3/4 of r plus e)

Discuss...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

GO
TO SLEEP
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)

Last weekend
I was addicted to roll ups - now I'm cured - though I'm spending £5 a day on extra spong mints!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)

coo - well done
Did ya use any "technique"? Or was it just good old fashioned willpower?
( Boot, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

Just woke up and said
"FUCK - IT!" so far so good no technique... Though I would say not drinking helps too...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)

So that means
you'll only be left with one wine gum? I may have missed something out.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

I've managed to distract myself with watching Danger High Voltage on Born Sloppy
phew that was close! I still have about 3 left.
It was like the end of a James Bond FIlm with the clock ticking down on a bomb.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

i am confused
as to why i should be keeping up with this.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

It was maybe going to turn into a proof
thing but didn't
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

I like sock monkey
I might make me own...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

"*NO* Sockmonkey"
it should be...

You've got to work on your commands, that's your problem here.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

Suckmykey
more like...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)