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# you're nearer gravytrain
I can manage both...

*starts sprinting down Oxford Street with cock out*
(, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# well it is christmas
sort of

oh, did you hear, peter andre and his spunk-brained crone wife will be performing at the Oxford St lights switch-on tonight

i've been saving up wank rags for weeks
(, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Nuts!
I'm off on the piss at 5 for a mate's birthday and then on to a gig.

Maybe there's time to pop by...

*starts wanking left-handed into a paper bag*
(, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)