here goes hell again


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( Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)

Yea woo
Ought to just pull themselves together, its probably a premium rate line anyway
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)

yeah
i mean it's not like depression is a real illness is it? Or that suicide is one of the leading causes of death among young men or anything.
( Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)

Suicide ?
But its what they would have wanted
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

fuckwit
that is all
( Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

Well said!

(Nothing, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

Actually,
It's free.
(Nothing, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

at this point....
dill was not getting involved.
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

certainly not
just make the pic and sit back
( Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

Indeed,
Smart move
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

mmmm
seem to have touched a nerve somewhere
( Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

it is
a bit of a bugbear with me. for an illness that is so widespread and so devastating, it still isn't taken seriously enough.
why not take a look around www.samaritans.org.uk and read about the good work they do :)
( Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

really didn't mean
to offend anyone, just that last night I met a wanker in a pub who was boasting about working with the samaritans in order to score with a lass, made this to send to him, in retrospect that maight have been a better move
( Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'm sure
the work would sort the men from the boys (i.e he probably wouldn't last one day)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

that's ok
i didn't mean to jump on you so much. i'm not that offended :)
But the stupid cnut in the pub wants a good kicking
( Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

without the wife calming me
he would've got a severe slapping
( Dill, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

Better?

(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

actually every time i've rang them
they've been pretty useless. but nevermind.
( evil pixie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

Yup
It looks that way. Lifes too short...
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

the samaritans
'we laugh at your misery'
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)