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[challenge entry] Just occured to me
one rung down from toilet attendants

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# edit, don't delete
compo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Ta
missed that
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Donno, yet another compo goes awry
Its just kinda turned into "shop jesus into a photo"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# A lot of crap
but there's been some really funny ones too..

like all of mine, of course.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Yea agreed, there have been some really good ones
Cut out the paedo ones and the ones that dont actually make sense and this has been a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Yep yep.
The popular page has been entertaining all the way through.

Less so, now that I'm not on there :( at all.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# yeh agreed kinda
I doubt if Jesus were around today he would be hosting this shite
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# he's doing a new series of that one that woman who looks at shit does?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Her?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# aye that cachophonist
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# cachophonist?
word?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# ..up
OWWWWWWWWwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I was gonna RIS it too
Couldn't be bothered to google definition it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH
I AM A FOREIGN NATIONAL LIVING WITHIN THIS COUNTRY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# INTEGRATE DAMN YOU!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# No, I shall never mesh
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
#
dy/dx = f '(x) = nxn-1

Rats to this, lets go get wasted.

/reliving A levels blog
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# ^ that reminds me
of the southpark "backwards eating" episode

'ning all btw
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Ningles Pzy
Another monday eh?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# yep
and it's problems galore!
HATEHATEHATEHATEMICROSOFT!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Woah
Off to one of those starts is it?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# er
yes?

/absolutely no idea what you're talking about blogette
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# but
that's what the brief was
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# shot?
(pdjpdj, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# piss?
HOT PISS? AM I RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Thank fuck I finally got through after 100 attempts!!
er, Hot Shoe Shuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Lets see if its up there...
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No! But try again you may get lucky next time

Calls cost £1.50 per min, minimum charge £9. Additional charges from mobile phones and international callers. Winning not based on correct answer, actual chance of winning is about 4,000,000 to 1.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# hurray I'm more likely to be murdered!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Really?
whats the chance of getting murdered?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I am not to be sure I know you're more likely to be murdered than win the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# What a world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# We have lotteries and murder
exciting, innit.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# You could solve both problems
if Lottery officials skulked around back alleys holding people up at knife point and forced money into people wallets
while murderers make you buy tickets and then stab you if your numbers come up.

Everyone's a winner*

*Everyone may not actually be a winner
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Hot Chocolate*
*Everyone's a Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Hot piss?
*random cacophony of sound effects*

No, it's not there, so that's no hot piss and no hot action, write down these wrong answers people, now.. Let me get a clock up there, i want three minutes up there, that's right we'll be taking another caller in three minutes or less, now I'm going to give you a clue, try thinking... of things you might eat. Something round and knobbly and brown maybe? A vegetable? If that's helped you think of something, ring up, if you don't get through ring again, but we will charge you even if you aren't randomly selected.. Here's another clue, "spuds" my Nan used to always call them, "spuds"... My nan was great, I remember once she.. Hello caller, what's your answer? Hot piss? Is hot piss there?
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEoneetc.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# hot _____
biblical man-on-man action?
didity dawg?
in the city, hot in the city tonight?
hah, hooo, hot hot hot hah?

*gets phone bill for £27,391*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Hot down, summer in the city
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# can you spell that?
nope wrong answer.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# H-O-F
DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Hot........
..donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# That was the first thing to spring into my head, actually
Is "hot donkey" a real saying...?
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Dont know.
Drop it into casual conversation and if no-one looks at you funny then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)