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[challenge entry] Mornings will never be the same

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(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Excellent
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# No I wont now
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# hi,
just got in from pub
thanks for the feedack on
my high frontage pic earlier :)
mmmmmmm pub :)
the manger was ace!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Compo entry?
? You've got a little 'c' in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# oops
i see now...
cheers i musta slipped
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# i know what im
NOT having for breakfast now:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# smallpox?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# A
STD ?
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# pocky whores,
(if you must know)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# 'ere, send us a mail
matey - you rang me yesterday an' I notice all the email accounts have gawn....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# OH
aye I knew I had to tell yee somthing.
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# you'll never make
town crier at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# do you still have the same mobile number?
or did it go with the job? Just asking in case I ever try to get in touch on the number I have.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Unless I can get a PAC code
it's gorn, unfortunately. I want it back 'cos it was a smart number, but it wasn't the last smart number on the planet though, so I can always get a better one.
*edit* I'll m3ss3ng3 you the new one.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# just
don't tell us where the choco-flakes come from
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Not only
has that put me off cornflakes but also coco pox :)
(Scopex1, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hehehehe
hehehe
hehe
he
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)