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[challenge entry] For the Men

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(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It's funny...
...because it's true.

boo hoo... sniff
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# no it's not
ive had many complements on my beard from gurls.. "its hides your double chin well", "you dont look like your 12", "it caught that egg yolk well" and best of all "its your beard your choking on not one of my pubes you gormless get".
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# You could also try...
...shaving it into a porn moustache
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# jumping jesus
there's more dodgy facial hair than even i have managed to muster in 3 years of shaving my beard into gay shapes in order to look amusing!

/me goes to shave off all body hair
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# that girl in the orange advert...
i love her, but she hates beards...i love beards, its all ruined.




(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# actually i quite like a
bit of stubble on my men. a kind of rough, ruthless look i suppose. dunno who ruth is though
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# funnily enough
my last but one woman had a fair bit of stubble... very rough though her name wasnt ruth
(, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)