Here is the best reason not to be celebate:


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

you're saving yourself
for him?
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

Bwaaahhh!!
The teeth!! the teeth!!!!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

Interesting how many of the celibate people are really rather ugly, isn't it.
That said, Nikolai Tesla!

There's a man who should have bred.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

haha
great reply
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

just when you thought nothing would top that lot down there
yeeha!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

Try and find a picture of Temple Grandin.
I chose the most flattering one there is I think.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)

I just looked her up in wikipedia
what an interesting person
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Interesting yes.
Attractive?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

no, fair play
but definitely interesting
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

except he most definitely wasn't
so eat that you shrimpcunter.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

Right, that's fucking it.
I've fucking had it up to about here⁺ with your twattishness. You've got nothing to say and you're saying it too fucking loud.

Outside.

Now.

⁺At this juncture, Manley indicated his throat level.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)

if you read Bruce Welch's autobiography
you'll find the legally unchallenged statement that CLiff was fucking Olivia Newton John while Brucey was married to her. Celibate my arse.

See also Sue Barker.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

Okay, but in 1991 I said that Barry Manilow was gay
and nobody has ever issued a suppeana to me for it in relation to any slander proceedings.

Does that mean he is gay?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

you'd have thought that if the guitarist in his backing band said "this guy shagged my wife and I attempted suicide"
then Cliff might have had something to say if it wasn't true.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

No I wouldn't.
In fact that there is a very good example of something which I would not have though.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)