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[challenge entry] it's a hundred percent true

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# 'ning
Had a spat with Mr. the Toast have me?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Twas thillynessity
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I'm even more confused now
Have I missed something? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I love his expression in the last pane.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# I love the way he leaves it lying there
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# What else can he do?
He has no arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# he has no hands with which to pick it up
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# he could squat
and chase it across the room with his crotch
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# he could
autofellate with his detached member...
(prostheses, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I had a dream about that once*
*really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# hmmm
never had that one...does it mean you're scared of your mum or something?

apparently dreams about your teeth falling out are because of lack of sex

\no idea about freudian dream interpretation blog
(prostheses, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Too right I'm scared of my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Does one have dreams
about growing extra teeth if they're a nympho?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# arf
woo yay

I now feel like father Dougal and the big red button that musn't be pressed
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
the one on the right should fuck the hole where the one on the left's cock used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Always a silver lining with you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# cock be gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll teach it for touching mimsies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# MIMSY!
Mimsy, mimsy, mimsy, mimsy, mimsy!



Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
the laughing is fab
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# TALLY HO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# that's vera silly
But I like it *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)