Ace :)
*imagines Apocalyptic version of Eastenders theme*
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is laughing so hard he's forgotten about death, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

Try Bill Bailey's version,
it would sort of fit.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)