Conspiracy therories vol. 839


From the Global Warming challenge. See all 194 entries (closed)

(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

hahah ace
I'd be quite happy with that map of britain actually.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

I wouldn't
Birmingham survives, yet Lincoln doesn't. Why would we want to keep Birmingham?
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Watch this short public information film
www2.b3ta.com/birmingham/
(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

but it blatantly is shit
the faeces smeared over new street station was enough for me. Even if all other cities in the UK were wiped out, it would still be ignored
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

ZOMFG LOL
Is where you live continually warmed by the sunshine eminating from your arse?
(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

that's not sunshine

( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Oh.
*gets off sunlounger*
(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

Aww, that's not fair, or true.
Birmingham is lovely.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

I like Birmingham.
I've never been to Lincoln.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Lincoln is far better the birmingham

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

but birminham has twice as many m's in it as lincoln
admittedly birmingham doesn't have a single oln.
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

number of car factories still in birmingham in 5 years time: 0
number of white people in birmingham in 10 years time: 0
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Number of racists who bemoan the state of British industry, whilst buying all the imported goods they can:
649,528
(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

number of people who don't give a shit about birmingham: 55 million

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Birmingham your opinions
(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

put the handbag away and just go and sit back in the corner

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, you know.

(NEIN ., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

Considering the amount of people in the world
that's surprisingly few.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

the rest of the world has either never heard of it or have and don't care about it

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

Yep.
I'd be happy with that. :P
( Needlebliss lick the flid of life, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

B B B B B B B B Birmingham, POW
It's a city of love, it's a city of sunshine.
All of your dreams, they could come true
(overload, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

Birmingham...
..."Armpit of Europe".


That is all.
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

Other stats
City with highest rate of car ownership : Birmingham
Percentage of car owners who want to get out of Birmingham : 100%

Just tarmac over it
(EssY, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)