the smell of garlic travels at approximatly 3.2 metres per second underwater
and there for, your statement is bollocks
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)

Paris smells of shit

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)